A bunch of cunts, but at least Sham's smiling!The Birthday Biff Golf Society was formed in the UK in 1993. It is a vehicle for celebrating a group of friends' birthdays by having a pleasant round of golf and then getting totally nailed in a bar somewhere.

From the humble beginnings of playing golf then dossing down on Smudger's floor and robbing his drink, the society has graduated to staying in upmarket hotels and robbing their drink.

Membership of the Society is restricted to those players who have been invited to, and survived three biffs. It's not the golf but the drinking and the piss taking that's the problem for most people. It is peculiar among golf societies as there aren't actually any rules, but anyone breaking them never gets asked back.

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* Allegedly.